| | | Time | Title |
| | 01 | 0:36 | Introduction  |
| | 02 | 2:54 | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage  |
| | 03 | 3:23 | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines  |
| | 04 | 3:23 | Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks  |
| | 05 | 3:11 | Camisado  |
| | 06 | 3:22 | Time To Dance  |
| | 07 | 3:20 | Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off  |
| | 08 | 2:35 | Intermission  |
| | 09 | 3:25 | But It's Better If We Do  |
| | 10 | 3:06 | I Write Sins Not Tragedies  |
| | 11 | 3:30 | I Constantly Thank God For Esteban  |
| | 12 | 3:16 | There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet  |
| | 13 | 3:40 | Build God, Then We'll Talk  |